Stephanie has spent today working with tour descriptions sent in by a company from Uruguay. She sends me the funny bits:


Stephanie says:
This Center was originally set up by the Government to look after abandoned elephants and here we see the elephants in their natural surroundings giving various demonstrations of their working life...
Stephanie says:
elephants move logs and play musical instruments in their natural surroundings?
Sarah says:
this one has been taught to type on an old Royal Corona, and has the rudiments of chartered accountancy
Stephanie says:
they live forever you know - he might even make it to full actuarial given the proper tools.
Sarah says:
of the five full actuaries in the US, three are elephants


I bet you never knew that, did you?