Last week Stephanie and I had Girl Solidarity Night. Really, all that means is that we went out for fancy cocktails and watched movies, but it sounds better the other way.

We watched Legend.

Anyone remember that one? Tom Cruise fights evil Tim Curry to save his love and the last unicorn and the peaceful, joyous, innocent world?

It's bad. I mean, really bad. The sort of bad you can't watch alone, but you can laugh at self-consciously with a friend. And still sort of enjoy.

Raise your hand if you remember the moral of the movie.

Anyone?

Okay, I'll tell you.

When you go to fight evil, don't wear pants.

Rules to live by.