I have a cold. Everything hurts. My body jewelry hurts. I'm not even sure how that's possible, but it does.

After sleeping pretty much all weekend, I woke up at 5:30 this morning. Showered. Went to work. Stopped for coffee, which I'm pretty sure I'm not supposed to do; it seems like you can't have anything tasty when you're sick.

I can't think of anything funny to say, but Zach said he was tired of reading about Legend, so now you can all read about My Pain.

Achoo.