100% Stickler!

Test your mad punctuation skillz. It only tests you on apostrophes and commas; I was hoping for the more exotic options, like semi-colons and em-dashes, in order to show off my punctuational kung fu. Alas.

Field reporter Zach has alerted me to the following sign of the apocalypse:

Just heard a radio ad for "lowcarbys," the new line of Atkins friendly wraps at Arby's. Am anxiously awaiting the four horsemen anytime now to put me out of my misery. I eat a bagel in defiance. Screw you guys, I'm going to Greenlake.

In other news, an adventurer is me! Play the Kingdom. Love the Kingdom. Send me meat for introducing you to the Kingdom. Avoid the ferocious Sabre-Toothed Lime.