Bagpirates

At some point last night, it was decided that, if I were a pirate, I would have a monkey and teach it to play the bagpipes. Matt felt that this wasn't in keeping with the dignity and solemnity of piracy, but what could possibly be more evil than a bagpipe-playing monkey?

Avast! Arr! Prepare for both buckling and swashing!

New Zeitgeist poll:
What was it that Meatloaf refused to do for love? Were monkeys involved in any way?