Telegrammaparcel

This morning I received a telegram:

Well done my doppelganger STOP By the time you recieve this telegrammaparcel I'll be long dead STOP Therefore I've enclosed half of my moustache herein STOP I bid you good tidings and may you continue to flummox those more misfortunate than you

Obviously, I'm thrilled, althought the promised moustache was not, in fact, included.