Observations
Middle names are used in baby announcements and when the kid has pissed you off. Otherwise, they're pretty much non-existent. Memo to self: try to find out when the practice of giving middle names began. Also, invest in voice recognition software to aid in Googling while nursing.
The following foods can be eaten one-handed while nursing:
- Granola bars
- Hot pockets (microwave half an hour ahead to avoid molten cheese effect)
- Raw veggies (buy pre-washed, or have someone prepare them. Make Bugs Bunny voices at baby while eating whole carrots.)
- Cookies
- Half PB&J folded over
- Hot dog in bun (no trimmings, unless you want to baptise the baby in relish)
- Anything in a glass - try using the sippy cups; the kid won't be needing them for a while.
- Burritos
- RenFest turkey leg (beware of dripping grease)
- Pint of Guiness
- Multi-vitamins
- Soylent green (full of essential protein!)
Moo.
posted by Sarah @ 4:01 PM
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Hey step sis, I was looking at an email from you and curosity (which may or may not have killed that cat;)), led me to your website. Cool. Am just sitting here managing a scan project *yawn*, before I go back to content processing Karens website. It's at www.igotheshot.com if you want to check it out. Like your posts. Later D. Thomas (person formerly known as David)
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