Serving No Purpose
Okay, really, people. The next time my phone rings, I swear, I'm going to throw it against the wall.
I have a phone list all typed out. Those of you who are on it are aware of that fact, and are also aware of who you are required to call when (and I can't emphasize this enough) when I call you.
It serves no purpose to keep calling me, unless your aim is to make me even crankier than I already am. I promise, I will not forget about you. You will all hear when the kid arrives. Until then, please try to understand: I have very little to discuss, and no real desire to rehash my boring day 27 different times. I do not want to discuss the state of my cervix with you. I consider that private - I'm just funny that way.
If there were news, I would let you know. As I have not done so, please, for the love of G-d, leave me alone. If I'm still waiting around, I don't want to answer questions about when I'm going to have that baby. If I'm in labor, I don't want to answer questions. If I'm forcibly ejecting a miniature person from my internal organs, I don't want to answer the phone.
So have a little faith in my dialing abilities, okay?
posted by Sarah @ 2:48 PM
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Give me ambiguity or give me something else.
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If ignorance is bliss, you must be orgasmic.
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