Speaking of Marketing Savvy

Matt read somewhere that a major oil company (or possibly several? I was a little unclear) is contracting with the marketing firm responsible for Got Milk? and Beef. It's what's for dinner. to improve their image. I'm sure their tagline will be every bit as snappy, but I can't help wondering which angle they'll take.

Because I'm such a helpful sort of girl, I'd like to offer up my own suggestions. Free of charge, even; we all know how the oil companies need our support, poor dears.

Big Oil: A lot quieter about our blatant racism these days.

If you're not paying $3/gallon, the terrorists have already won.

Big Oil: Doing our part to control the Arctic wildlife populations.

And my personal favorite:

Big Oil: Totally not involved in the Holocaust.