What I Didn't Do Last Night

I didn't watch the State of the Union address.

I won't have that sort of filth in the house; I have a toddler to think about.

Because I am a glutton for punishment, though, I read about it today. Let's run through the salient points, shall we?

Health Care:
There's a lovely deconstruction of this happening over at Making Light. (I know, I know, do I ever read anything else? Just go.)

Alternative Fuel:
You know what? Not even touching that one. Gun, fish, barrel.

Give War a Chance:
Work with me on this, folks; it's gonna happen this time, just be patient? Hey, Moron, what have we been doing for the past 8,000 corpses?

Sigh.