Also, the Emperor Is Totally Naked

So, last night Matt was sitting on the floor reading the paper.

Actually, it would be more accurate to say that he was failing to defend the paper from Adam, who wants to do everything Daddy does these days. Being the wise fellow that he is, he decided to sacrifice the front section in hopes of getting a look at the others.

Adam was thrilled to have his own newspaper, and ran over to show me.

"Mommy, see the monkey? Mommy see the monkey?" He shoved the paper at me.

It took me a moment to realize that he was pointing to a picture of our illustrious president.

I swear, I haven't been coaching him.