Wednesday, February 28, 2007

Good Email Day

Today was a very good email day:


My Sock Club package from Blue Moon has been mailed, and the lovely Swedish woman who makes gorgeous Bohus sweater kits replied to my question about prices. That's pretty much knittervana right there.

When I got home, it turned out to have been a good snail mail day as well, My first package from the Spunky Eclectic fiber club was waiting on the front porch: 4 ounces of Merino in teals, greys, and tans, to reflect the muddy ground and the alternating snow clouds and blue sky this time of year.

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Lousy Smarch

I am so effin' sick of snow.

Adam is getting his last set of molars, and decided to stay up all night. Matt was doing after-hours work on-site, so guess who got to extoll the many virtues of going back to sleep to a completely unreceptive audience.

Two hours of sleep. All night. And now snow!

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Tuesday, February 27, 2007

I Am Indifferent to Soy

I found an interesting food-based social networking site that looks like it could be a good source of recipes. They have a taste test to allow Robbie the Recipe Robot to better serve your needs, where you give your opinion on such topics as mushrooms, game, beans, and soy. There are user ratings of local restaurants, recommendations, and tags on everything. For some reason, there are also networks of friends; I haven't worked the whole thing out yet.

Go here to join.

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Sunday, February 25, 2007

Simple Things: The Sandbox






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Saturday, February 24, 2007

Memes for the Blogless

As a public service, I present the soundtrack of Blogless Zach's life:

See below though for the soundtrack of my life. I rather like how it turned out in a few places. My "breaking up" is a little surreal, and my "final battle scene" seems a bit off. But my "mental breakdown" and "getting back together" are pretty damn cool, and my "death scene" imported from Run Lola Run is gonna fuckin' rock!

Opening Credits - "Loser" (Cracker)
Waking Up - "Smashed to Splinters" (Pete Krebs)
First Day of School - "One by One All Day" (The Shins)
Fight Song - "Woke from Dreaming" (The Delgados)
Breaking Up - "Closing Time" (The Muppet Show)
Happiness - "Crazy He Calls Me" (Aretha Franklin)
Life's Okay - "I Don't Want Him Anymore" (Nina Simone)
Mental Breakdown - "Yesterday When I Was Mad" (The Pet Shop Boys)
Driving - "Angels" (Robbie Williams)
Flashback - "On the Bus Mall" (The Decemberists)
Getting Back Together - "Absolutely Fabulous Remix" (The Pet Shop Boys)
Wedding Song - "I Can't Touch You Anymore" (The Magnetic Fields)
Birth of First Child - "Pilot of the Airwaves" (Charlie Dore)
Final Battle Scene - "Like a Prayer" (Madonna)
Death Scene - "Somebody Has to Pay" (Susie Van Der Meer - Run Lola Run Soundtrack)
Funeral Song - "Sweet Child O' Mine" (Luna)
End Credits - "Rusty" (Idlewild)

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Stash Blog the Second

My fiber stash is fully blogged and linked in the sidebar. Maybe it's because I set secret knitting goals for myself, but suddenly I want to do nothing but spin.

Contrary, as always.

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Thursday, February 22, 2007

SMRT

I seem to be on a mission to take out my exremities one by one.

Last week, when I got home from PurlyGirls, I somehow managed to slam my finger in the car door. I truly have no clue how I did it - one minute I was grabbing my knitting bag, the next I was hopping up and own mumbling owowowmthrfckrow!

I've been successfully closing car doors for quite a few years now, and this is the first time I've caught anything beyond a skirt or a seat belt in one.

I was hoping for a good bruise to share, but instead it just got sore and swollen, and maybe a little red. I did get to spend a day flipping people off when I told them my story, though, so I suppose that's worth the price of admission.


A few days later, I caught the a fingernail on my other hand on something - again in my car - and felt like I'd ripped the thing off when I moved my hand away. Again, no marks; I guess my subconscious doesn't want anyone to know how it treats me when we're alone.

And then today, I came back from lunch and tripped over nothing in my office, and fell hard on my ankle. I may need to pick up a brace; it's been really painful, and since it's my clutch foot, driving home was pretty hard.

Sigh. If anyone needs me, I'll be in my cushy padded bubble, trying not to breathe too hard.

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Monday, February 19, 2007

I Don't Understand

Surely, if I have cake, I may do whatever I like with it? Whether it be eating it, smearing it all over my face, or preserving it for decades in a dusty room as part of a shrine to a wedding that never happened?

Was the cake left to me conditionally? "Someday, Son, all of this cake will be yours, but only if you never touch it. Should you ever try to eat the cake, ninja monkeys will come in the night and take it from you, along with your ears, just for fun."

Most cake has too much frosting anyway. Can someone get me a bandage? Effin' monkeys.

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I Love Etsy

I was recently lured on to Etsy by a cunningly-placed set of links. I'm pretty sure it was Leila's fault originally.

In any case, I had a wee shopping spree.

From Ruby's Daughter:

Colonial wool in beutiful blues, greens, and lavenders.


Tussah silk that looks like a candle flame.

She also sent along a little sample of her merino/silk blend, and since she's local, we talked about meeting up at one of the spinning groups.

I started spinning the Colonial wool the day it arrived:

Doesn't it look like a mermaid? You know, if she'd been separated into fibers and twisted and wound around a bobbin?

From Funky Carolina:

Blue-Faced Leicester


Blue-Faced Leicester


Merino/Tencel Blend


Corriedale

All of hers came with a cute tag, and she included a cute 100% soy jar candle as a "thanks for yor impulsive spending" gift.

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Saturday, February 17, 2007

Carnevale

I finally got around to plying the forest green roving that came with
my wheel. I have no idea what it is, or how much there is. I had spun
the singles up a month or so ago, and they've been staring at me
balefully ever since.

This is a two-ply yarn. The singles were around sport weight, but it bloomed like crazy when it hit the water, so the final yarn overs between Aran
and bulky weight. it's super soft and squishy; Jessica thinks it might
be Merino, but if it is, it must be a blend, because it held the twist
too well during the weeks that I abandoned it to be pure Merino.

My favorite thing was seeing all the other colors come out when the yam bloomed. It went from being a deep green to a whole cacophony of jewel tones. It reminds me of a scene from a movie (no, I don't remember which one) full of vaguely menacing masked and cloaked people at Carnevale in Venice.

Carnevale, meet the internet:


Internet, Carnevale:

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Today's Earworm

Blue Sky Mine by Midnight Oil.

(No, it's not a parasite.)

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Quiz! Quiz! Quiz!







Which Firefly Line Are You?




"Curse your sudden but inevitable betrayal!" (Wash, Serenity)

Take this quiz!



**The html for this quiz is all wonky. It does not please me. I'll fix it when I'm not solo-parenting on a no-nap-kinda-day.**

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Wednesday, February 14, 2007

Just Say No

Julie feels that I should turn the recent photos of Adam into an animated gif. But we all know where that leads.

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Meme Time: Soundtracks

A meme yoinked from Wrap and Turn:

Here are the rules:
If your life was a movie, what would the soundtrack be?
1. Open your mp3 library
2. Put it on shuffle.
3. Press Play.
4. For every question, type the song that's playing.
5. When you go to a new question, press the Next button.
6. Don't lie and try to pretend you're cool.
7. Don't skip songs.

1. Opening credits: Complainte de la Butte, Moulin Rouge Soundtrack
2. Waking up: Chump Change, The New Pornographers
3. First day of school: Irish Rover, Grafton Street
4. Fight song: Driven Like the Snow, Sisters of Mercy
5. Breaking up: Panic in Detroit, David Bowie
6. Happiness: Blood Sings, Suzanne Vega
7. Life's okay: Ladies First, Queen Latifah & Monie Love
8. Mental breakdown: Jump They Say, David Bowie
9. Driving: Joey's on the Street Again, The Boomtown Rats
10. Flashback: Scary Monsters (and Super Creeps), David Bowie
11. Getting back together: I Shall Be Released, Joan Baez
12. Wedding song: Streets of Laredo, Johnny Cash
13. Birth of first child: Use Once and Destroy, Hole
14. Final battle scene: Fast Car, Tracy Chapman
15. Death scene: Banana Republic, The Boomtown Rats
16. Funeral song: Tear Stained Letter, Johnny Cash
17. End credits: She Talks to Rainbows, The Ramones

Okay, these either make no sense, or they're kind of scary. Stelle d'oro for anyone who can make a coherent, non-Sid and Nancy-ish plot out of this.

Also, I seem to have a lot of Bowie at work.

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Sunday, February 11, 2007

Project Spectrum

Project Spectrum began on February 1st; the colors for February and March are blue, grey, and white. I'll be adding photos as I'm pleased with them.


Grey seattle sky, view from work



Organizing the fiber stash


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Stash Swap

This past Monday was our No-Holds-Barred-Stash-Sale-and-Swap at PurlyGirls (thanks to Jessica for organizing).

I didn't have much in the way of decent yarn that I was ready to part with, but I did bring tons of embarrassing acrylic!


Clockwise from top: Three cakes of a mysterious multi-strand yarn, kind of caramel-ish, bought on eBay years ago; three skeins of Lion's Brand homespun; strange crimped blue yarn from Czechoslovakia, de-stashed my way when Annie ran away to sea; Trendsetter Dune; alpaca/poly blend, Czech, Annie; Horrible Bernat boucle monstrosity that looks like it's been rolling in dust; Katia Danubio (center, red); alpaca boucle (center, brown)

Lynn took my ball of Dune in trade for two beautiful balls of Debbie Bliss alpaca silk.



I can't decide whether these are brown or purple; they seem to change with the light. They're incredibly soft, and I think I'll use them for a mobeius neck warmer.

Nobody touched the rest of my stuff (and I can't say I blame them), but I donated the Bernat to Goodwill, and was able to give all the strange Czech yarn back to Annie the next day, and Marni took the Lion's Brand homespun. All in all, a successful pruning.

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Baby Book Club: Adam's Pick

Adam has adopted my copy of Yarn Harlot: The Secret Life of a Knitter. No other book will do. Every morning he grabs it off the dining room table (yes, my books live on the dining room table; don't yours?) and dances around with it. Then he chews on it a bit and tells me there's a sheep on it.

I'll make a knitter out of him yet.



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Gifties

It is now safe to post photos of the Chrismukkah gifts I made for my step-mother and brothers. Finally. I'd been holding off until they were actually gifted, since Laura pops in to check the blog now and again, and between exhaustion and illness, we didn't make it down to visit until this past weekend.


Laura in the Le Slouch hat, which is kind of Le Fitted


My brothers make strange faces; I cut off bits of their heads:

Brother #5 models his new gremlin hat, which he refused to take off all weekend



Brother #4 in his Gryffindor scarf


NB: Brothers 1-3 are in different familial sets, and were neither visited nor gifted with hand-knits this time around. This is not neglect; this is a natural consequence of having eleven siblings. Their turn will come.

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Friday, February 09, 2007

Things to Remember

6 ounces per week of light tuna is okay for toddlers; Albacore is not recommended due to higher mercury content.

I have to look that up every time. At least now I'll know where to look.

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Monday, February 05, 2007

Madrona - The Shopping Spree

Spinning Fiber


Dicentra Designs Blue Faced Leicester in Orodruin. Most of their colorways are named after characters from LotR; how cool is that?


Chasing Rainbows Bombyx Silk/Merino blend in Peacock's Plume

Yarn


Naturally New Zealand wool: a new product that Acorn Street was giving away.


Socks that Rock lightweight in Puck's Mischeif. After I got home, I realized this is nearly the same colorway as the Dicentra silk/merino.

Group Shots


First time through: a ball of potluck roving in lagoon, a huuuge bump of slubby wool in pinky-violet, two ounces of white pygora, two ounces of Tussah silk, 10 ounces (I think) of off-white Corriedale, and a skein of Blue Moon Geisha destined for the third iteration of the Diamond Fantasy Shawl.


Shopping trip the second.

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Friday, February 02, 2007

Im in ur laundry room, feltin' ur hand-knitz

Attention Knitters: Please resume breathing; it was on purpose.

Last night, I engaged in a veritable felting orgy. The Highland Bag took another trip through the washer, since the strap was still too stretchy for my taste. The first time I used a chunky trade paperback to block it; this time it only took a modest mass-market paperback. I'm happy with the new, petite bag, since I was looking for something that would hold the basics (wallet, phone, and keys) without letting me pack a million other things just in case I might need them.




Pattern: Elann Highland Wool Felted Bag, Fancy Version
Yarn: Elann Peruvian Highland Wool in Redwood and Allspice
Needles: 24" KnitPicks Options, Size 10

Next up were two pairs of Fuzzy Feet: one for my dad and one for me. Dad's were a challenge, since they were a gift - I had planned to give them to him unfelted, and then shrink them up when I was visiting, to make sure they came to the right size. Then I remembered that he has a front-loading washer, which would be difficult for a novice felter. I checked the measurements for his shoe size online, and hoped for the best. I've held this post back until I gave them to him, and it turns out they fit perfectly: hooray for seat-of-your-pants solutions!

Pattern: Fuzzy Feet
Yarn: Cascade 220 in 7815; 8891 & 9903 (I'm guessing on the colors, since I've lost all the ball-bands)
Needles: 10.5 bamboo double-points

I know some knitters think felting is a good way to ruin knitting, but I have to say that I'm having a lot of fun with this. I'm trying to use my felting projects as a chance to even out my stitch tension, since anything funny won't show up in the final product, and the Highland Bag was a good introduction to stranding a second color along behind the one being worked.

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Brigid in Cyberspace

Today is Bloggers' Silent Poetry Reading Day.

I first ran into this poem in an episode of The Simpsons (so cultured!) and fell in love with it. I mostly associate poetry with doom and gloom, since upbeat poetry is generally so poorly written, but this one feels hopeful without being schmaltzy.

If—
by Rudyard Kipling

If you can keep your head when all about you
Are losing theirs and blaming it on you;
If you can trust yourself when all men doubt you,
But make allowance for their doubting too;
If you can wait and not be tired by waiting,
Or, being lied about, don't deal in lies,
Or, being hated, don't give way to hating,
And yet don't look too good, nor talk too wise;

If you can dream--and not make dreams your master;
If you can think--and not make thoughts your aim;
If you can meet with triumph and disaster
And treat those two impostors just the same;
If you can bear to hear the truth you've spoken
Twisted by knaves to make a trap for fools,
Or watch the things you gave your life to broken,
And stoop and build 'em up with wornout tools;

If you can make one heap of all your winnings
And risk it on one turn of pitch-and-toss,
And lose, and start again at your beginnings
And never breathe a word about your loss;
If you can force your heart and nerve and sinew
To serve your turn long after they are gone,
And so hold on when there is nothing in you
Except the Will which says to them: "Hold on";

If you can talk with crowds and keep your virtue,
Or walk with kings--nor lose the common touch;
If neither foes nor loving friends can hurt you;
If all men count with you, but none too much;
If you can fill the unforgiving minute
With sixty seconds' worth of distance run--
Yours is the Earth and everything that's in it,
And--which is more--you'll be a Man, my son!

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