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Which pretty much sums up my life lately. Make of it what you will.

Conspiracy Theories

Emailing with Formerly Blogless Annie at work today regarding the Crazy Harry Potter Lady:

S: What on earth would we do without the wingnuts? Who would we laugh at?

A: Is so true. Maybe there really is a grand Illuminati-style world conspiracy, but instead of being run by Jews it's being run by people who need a good laugh. And they put people like Harry-Potter-Lady up to things like this, subliminally. It's so insane it's almost deliberate.

S: Sigh – I do see the fun in conspiracy theories – it’s a way to make sense of the nonsensical world.

A: Yes, it really does help make sense of things. Like there HAS to be some grand, overarching scheme to everything, because otherwise it's just too bizarre for words.

My grandma thinks the Jews are in charge, but then, she's kinda crazy now, and possibly has been for a while. Now that I think about it.

Fess up. worldwide Jewish conspiracy? and if so, how long? and why haven't you managed to fix more shit? c'mon. like you're not even trying.

S: Is all part of the grand plan. Secretly control everything. Do not fix, in attempt to convince fools that we are not secretly controlling everything. Get together in secret. Wear funny hats. Laugh at everyone else.

A: Funny hats are key. You can't run the world without them. Also, you should have robes of some sort, because robes make you more important. And some flickering candles, indicating how drafty the room is. Somehow, it's not a conspiracy if it's not borrowing from quasi-medieval Da Vinci Code-style motifs.