Toddler Logic

On the phone yesterday:
"I had a purple lunch box and I went to college and I drove my car to college and I opened my purple lunch box and it had macaroni and all kinds of food that was in my purple lunch box."

At dinner last night, after standing all his fusili up in a pile of pasta sauce:
"I'm putting candles on the cake. (Singing, hands waving toward face*) Happy birthday to dear mommy, bringing in the light, bringing in the light, bringing in the light for Shabbat."

*This is what you do when you light the Shabbat candles.