In Soviet Russia, Diggers Dig You!

A collection of quotes from the kid:

(While reading a book about construction) "That's a digger, but diggers don't dig people."

(After discussing his wet diaper) "But not a stinky diaper with brown poop!"

(singsong) "Daddy monster, don't eat my burrito anymore. And if you will stay and not eat it, then you will eat your own."