Birthday Fallout

I may be a frail old lady with one foot in the grave, but damn, is my car insurance ever cheap these days! So when do I get my discount super-early dinner at Denny's?

You kids get off my lawn!



(N.B. - It's 11:30 at night and I've spent the past several hours drinking coffee and struggling to write a statement of purpose. It's possible that I'm a bit punchy.)